did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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