Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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