I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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