How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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