how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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