He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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