Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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