Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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