I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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