How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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