Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We don't watch enough power rangers
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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