i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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