Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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