omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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