Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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