Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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