Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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