he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Less talking, more tequila
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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