Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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