she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
