His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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