is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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