A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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