i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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