i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This baby is an asshole
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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