Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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