She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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