do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
All the doctor said was why
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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