this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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