he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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