I don't think brook has ever known best
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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