Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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