the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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