Sponge bath it is.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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