At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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