My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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