What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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