yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
