i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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