just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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