I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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