I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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