Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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