We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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