The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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