i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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