You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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