i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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