it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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