I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
two words...techno handjob
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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