with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Four minutes until I can fart!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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