We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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