U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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