Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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