if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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