is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
