I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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